Top 10 reasons you know you're an obsessive fly tyer:
#10 You regularly hold up traffic to check on the condition of road kill.
#9 Cozy up to local zoo animals to "inspect" exotic fur and feathers.
#8 Feel appropriate topic for discussion at a party is "herl is not vomit".
#7 Made it onto Audubon's top 10 most wanted list.
#6 Kid's Christmas stocking stuffers were hackle pliers.
#5 Banned from further church socials after heated argument about boobies.
#4 Local fly shop owner's kids send you Christmas cards from college.
#3 Wife's chinchilla coat is suddenly "moth eaten".
#2 Spent a week hunting down Steven Tyler's hair stylist.
And the number one reason you know you're an obsessive fly tyer is....
Fourth anniversary is chenille right? Right?
|My homage to fellow OCD sufferer and fly tying wizard Pat Cohen at superfly|
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