Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Joke/Quote of The Week

Howdy Pards

  On the suggestion from Tackle Shop and another "friend", Jim, I've decided to inject some humor and culture into this blog. I thought I was already doing that but apparently I could be funnier and classier. For several months now Jim has e-mailed me quotes of the day and other thought inspiring articles and TS is a great collector of fishing related comics.

 So from now on, at least once a week I'll be posting little bits and bites that have been forwarded to me. This is meant to be an open "forum", so if you're interested in participating, and I hope you are, submit your jokes, quotes and cartoons with your message. Just one thing... please keep it clean.
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Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching VERY large fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips, he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the doctor used his fishing scale.

The baby weighed in at 32 pounds, 10 ounces!

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6 comments:

  1. What's the best way to catch a fish?

    Answer coming soon

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  2. ...and the answer is.......


    Have somebody throw it to you!

    hahaaahahahaaahaaaaaaaaaha

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  3. Thanks John for making me laugh. I will enjoy your humor.

    Mark

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  4. I go to a few Blogs where they have jokes up every week, Some are brilliant, So good luck with the new styling, Every fisherman needs a laugh,
    Good luck,
    ,,,Paddy,,,

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  5. Brother of hooks, John:
    Congratulations on the blog!.
    We should always keep the good humor, ... is the best shot to live emjor, ja.
    A hug and ...
    An affectionate sapukay .-

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  6. This was pretty funny. Great blog! I just started following

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